Yet Another Drag Race Ends In Total Shitstorm
Last week we posted about a drag race up-country that ended in tears and explanations to the police and insurance companies for owners of a Ferrari and Lamborghini. You can check that post out here

We’re both ecstatic and very sad to report another drag-race-ending-in-tears which happened yesterday in Soweto. Unfortunately this time it involved four pedestrian casualties after they were mowed down by a Mini Cooper on their way home from school. Reports from News 24 suggest that the two vehicles were racing next to each other through the streets of Soweto, before the driver in the oncoming lane swerved for an oncoming car (didn’t expect that did you, you fucking moron?), heading onto the pavement and wiping out four schoolkids, and injuring another three.

One of the drivers is our very own musician JubJub (or Mr. Molemo Maarohanye as stated on the police report and potential manslaughter accusation). You may recognise him from the latest installment in pathetic local reality copies, Survivor: Santa Carolina… I guess he’ll be featuring in our next episode of Survivor: Jailtime where he’ll face challenges including not getting gang raped, and surviving a seep-sokkie onslaught.

She sure is a perty lit'le thing

She sure is a perty lit'le thing


Image via HottestGossip

You can read the full News24 report here

Will Apple’s Competition Be The Star From The East?
If you’re a deeply devoted Apple disciple, then you understand the prophetic notions and biblical references to the second coming of the great Jobs. Yet, as we all know, Revelations shows us that in the final days, there will rise a great star in the East, and it will be the greatest threat to come! It seems the end is near, as Sony (our proverbial ‘star of the East’) rises to challenge the almighty Apple in the mobile devices segment.

The Wall Street Journal reports Sony will be releasing an entire line of mobile products that will integrate various platforms into simple mobile devices. Plans include a smartphone, and tablet device with PlayStation gaming and Netbook capabilities.

And The Great Hand of Justice Will Smite The Unbelievers! And The Faithful Shall Be Rewarded With Free iTunes Downloads And Strange Farting Apps For Their iPhones

And The Great Hand of Justice Will Smite The Unbelievers! And The Faithful Shall Be Rewarded With Free iTunes Downloads And Strange Farting Apps For Their iPhones

Read it here

South African Hostage Released
After being held captive by a bunch of Nigerians (or at least people in Nigeria), Nick Greyling, a sound engineer for SuperSport, was released on Monday and is now heading home. Reports didn’t say whether they had received any ransom, or whether they sent him back after hearing he was indeed a Sound Engineer, and deciding to rather capture someone with a more substantial position…

A very, VERY romanticised view of the job

A very, VERY romanticised view of the job

Story via IOL

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