With the opening of parliament today, allowing our wonderful politicians the opportunity to look all snazzy (hey, Auntie Helen, that dress was pretty naas, slight conservative Angela Morkel feel?), K-Town will feature an article on the address tomorrow.

This gives us enough time to sift through the ostrich-shit for a few diamonds, so look out JZ, your ass is grass mate… Let’s see whether you are at all able to meet the needs of the nation.

Tell it like it is mate...

Tell it like it is mate...

So while you wait, why not check out these politically orientated links to keep you entertained?

Smile, You’re In Politics via Dark Roasted Blend

8 Crazy Ways Kids Are Politically Brainwashed via Cracked